1. ninjakato:

    forever-kitten:

    fackingsloth666:

    who keeps clogging the toilet

    LEAVE

    PFffffffffffffffffffffft, I laughed WAY too loud at this!

    (via luzrein)

  2. my girlfriends are both big dumb dorkasauruses that like to ruin my fun and make me blush like an idiot about stupid things.

    this is literally me if i get married

    (Source: giffingtbbt, via i-will-kneel-for-loki)

  3. (Source: dailyspreadlegs)

  4. perfectcunts:

    Flawless

  5. fuckinq:

    cuddling would be cool right now

    (via i-will-kneel-for-loki)